Monumental Confusion

I’m a renaissance man trapped in a specialist’s body. My degree is in biologist. That’s why I’m IT. I’ve worked as a software developer, with an elegant language for a more civilized age. I became a QA guy, because breaking things is therapeutic. I became a process specialist because it’s easier to negotiate with a terrorist than a Methodologist. I’ve been a Scrum Master and Agile Coach for the last few year. I have drunk the Koolaid and it tastes good. Agile is really a philosophy, not a methodology. I’m often asked how long have you been agile? Always.